Jane Fonda Needs to Get Her Eyes Checked

By Kyle Hemmings

I bring her six to eight plastic flowers after her bodyguard quits, take her Peruvian hairless terrier for circular walks that causes pedestrian traumas, order five to seven chilli dogs with the works & this is the thanks I get. She says THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY, DID YOU BRING MAMA ANY TWISTERS? Or LITTLE BOY, COULD YOU RUN OUT FOR MAMMA & GET SOME TOILET PAPER, THE ROSE COLORED KIND? Jane Fonda is losing her vision & I can't count. So maybe it evens out. I keep telling her to stop calling me little boy. Soon, I'll be older than her.

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BIO: Kyle Hemmings is a what? A moon cake. A subvervise astronaut. A mama's boy

 with claws. Kyle Hemmings is who you want him to be. He has been published

elsewhere.

I chose this song, but not my dissent

By Saul Jennings

                                                              (for A.L.)

It is Monday and I am sitting in a bar. I have a cold beer in my hand which is helping take the edge off the day. I am perched on stool at the end of the bar with a newspaper folded out. I am reading an article on an Alvin Lucier retrospective. I decided I will probably go and make a note in my diary. On the jukebox a song about a song of love is playing. I have not chosen this song but it is not to my displeasure. I have a long week ahead of me; tomorrow I must travel to Berlin.

It's Tuesday, and I'm sitting in a bar. I have a cold beer in your hand that will help take the tip of the day. I'm perched on a stool at the folded end of the bar with a newspaper. I read an article on a retrospective of Alvin Lucier. I decided I will probably go and. A note in my diary A song on the jukebox plays a song of love. I have not chosen this song, but it's not to my displeasure. I have a long week ahead of me, tomorrow I have to travel to Athens.

It's Wednesday, and I'm sitting at a bar. I have a cold beer in your hand that will help you take the edge off the day. I'm perched on a stool at the folded end of the bar with a newspaper. I read an article about a retrospective of Alvin Lucier. I decided I would rather go well. A note in my diary for a song the jukebox plays a song of love. I have chosen this song, but not about my dissatisfaction. I have a big week ahead of me, tomorrow I have to travel to Beijing.

Is Thursday, I was sitting in a bar. I have a beer cold in your hand, it will help you day edge. I sat on the stool in the end of the newspaper folded. I read an article, a retrospective of Alvin Lucier. I decided I'd rather go good. Precautions love song jukebox play a song in my diary. I chose this song, but not my dissatisfaction. I have a big week ahead of me, I'll go to New Delhi.

Friday, I was sitting in a bar. I have a beer in your hand is cold, it will help you gain the day. I sat on the stool at the end of the folded paper. I have an article, a retrospective of Alvin Lucier read. I decided that I'd rather be good. Precautions love song jukebox play a song in my diary. I chose this song, but not my dissent. I have a big week ahead of me, I will go to Seoul.

Was sitting at the bar on Saturday. Is a cold beer in your hand, you would be helpful to get a day. I am at the end of the folded paper, I sat in the chair, Alvin Lucier read articles Retrospective features. Rather good. Decided that NOTICE love song jukebox play a song in my diary. This song, but my dissent. I moved to Paris a week ago or larger.

Was sitting at the bar on Sunday. Is a cold beer in your hand, you would be useful one day. I'm at the end of the folded paper, I sat in the chair, Alvin Lucier read the characteristics of historical pieces. Good enough. NOTICE song jukebox decided that love to play a song in my journal. This song, but I disagree. I moved to the house a week ago or more.
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BIO: (Saul was nice enough to send his bio as a Cut-UP):
Saul that he start. He has things "with computers". Weird Fiction Greece and turns Weird. money throughout Europe either writes that Dark or Dark Erosion and Bartleby Fiction that He hopes Snopes. Linguistic to finish in in Lives in earns one day the undefinable be published turns manner or will doing.